Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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