that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I feel like I smell like bad decisions