i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence