Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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