I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The best revenge is premature balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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