Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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