Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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