That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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