office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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