I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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