My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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