Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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