you didnt know i had herpes?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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