i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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