I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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