quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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