I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Welp...herpes.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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