Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Come see our sink grown plant.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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