Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize