You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You are a genius and a whore.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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