So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Sext me about skeletons
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
