Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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