Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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