i just had sex bonerless
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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