I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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