My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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