Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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