What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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