K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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