Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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