the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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