So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
