omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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