she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
