And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I know her cup size but not her name....
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