awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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