More tranny stories later!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
