What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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