I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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