A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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