Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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