What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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