What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize