Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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