I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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