absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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