i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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