It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Fuck appropriateness.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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