Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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