Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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