She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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