You're my little dorito
why didn't you poke me back
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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