discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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