How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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