I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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