i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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