i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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